it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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