wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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