it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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