Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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