On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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