? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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