How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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