I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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