none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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