You work out of a Hotel?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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