Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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