redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It's blow job season.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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