my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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