You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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