Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
