road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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