its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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