can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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