why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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