3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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