He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
