In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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