Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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