im drinking this country out of the recession.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
