I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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