I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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