I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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