Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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