she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Randomize
