You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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