why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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