Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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