Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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