My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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