pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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