Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Still dying that you shit outside
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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