never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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