3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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