Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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