i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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