so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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