On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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