No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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