Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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