You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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