I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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