On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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