this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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