I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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