you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
