I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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