So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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